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Fri Nov 27, 2009, 1:46 PM
  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: Heard the World- O.A.R <3
  • Reading: Fahrenheit 451 and The Book Thief
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[x] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who ate
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[x] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[x] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

Well then. Apparently I'm a sex addict who loves to be different who ran with The Trojan man (don't wanna know :XD:) because that's how I roll... :D What fun! :XD:


Birthday Countdown: 9 days :iconweekenddanceplz:

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Howdy XD
Um... I'm 14, taller than you, needs to wear glasses but doesn't, enjoys sniffing sharpies *accidentally of course XD*, from the United States, owner of 7 cats and two dogs, and last night was one of the best nights of my life XD. Oh. And I can't draw for crap but I can take a fewww decent photographs. Oh and I can't forget.. I LOVE MY NEW HOODIE :D

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  • Current Residence: Kentucky (:
  • Interests: You. :3
  • Favourite movie: Avatar [not airbender] even though it hasn't come out yet :D
  • Favourite band or musician: Skillet, Family Force Five, and Akon
  • Favourite genre of music: Lots of stuff :]
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephanie Meyer, Kim Harrison, James Patterson, Dan Brown
  • Favourite style of art: Photography
  • Operating System: Mac :D
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Favourite cartoon character: :]
  • Personal Quote: Remember....you're unique, just like everyone else.

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:icondexdark:
Thanks for the :+fav:! :]

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:icondiana-kisa:
You're very welcome! :D It was a very cute story :love:

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"Why is it easier to accept two men holding guns than holding hands?" :heart:
Man 1: Get that out of my face.
Man 2: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Man 1: Well, get what's in your hand out of my face.
If there was more space... :iconmeltplz:
:iconredrose94:
Thank you for the :+fav: :hug:

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:icondiana-kisa:
You're welcome! :D

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"Why is it easier to accept two men holding guns than holding hands?" :heart:
Man 1: Get that out of my face.
Man 2: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Man 1: Well, get what's in your hand out of my face.
If there was more space... :iconmeltplz:
:iconchryokenetic:
Thank you for faving that. I thought that would be a wasted three hours of my life I'd never get back.

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And now for something completely different...
...a man with three buttocks...
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Sticks and stones won't break my bones.
It's the branches and boulders I shoulder.
:icondiana-kisa:
You're welcome! Looked like it took a long time... looks professionally done too :)

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"Why is it easier to accept two men holding guns than holding hands?" :heart:
Man 1: Get that out of my face.
Man 2: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Man 1: Well, get what's in your hand out of my face.
If there was more space... :iconmeltplz:
:iconchryokenetic:
Thanks!

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And now for something completely different...
...a man with three buttocks...
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Sticks and stones won't break my bones.
It's the branches and boulders I shoulder.
:icondiana-kisa:
No problem! :D

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"Why is it easier to accept two men holding guns than holding hands?" :heart:
Man 1: Get that out of my face.
Man 2: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Man 1: Well, get what's in your hand out of my face.
If there was more space... :iconmeltplz:
:icondiana-kisa:
You're welcome! :D

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"Why is it easier to accept two men holding guns than holding hands?" :heart:
Man 1: Get that out of my face.
Man 2: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Man 1: Well, get what's in your hand out of my face.
If there was more space... :iconmeltplz:

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